Tuesday, September 30, 2008
A Utah Thing That's Cheaper?
Weight Training
New Opportunity?
The Pain Of Exercise
Friday, September 26, 2008
Joke Of The Day
I'm so glad I don't have a job where it requires a lot of prescription drugs to get anything done. I've had jobs in the past where I felt like I needed a few shots just to make it through the day. At my current job, I don't really need any medications to make it through, although, I do take an aspirin now and again. In case we get tired, there are soda fountains downstairs. Ahh, Mountain Dew, how I miss you!!!
Thursday, September 25, 2008
Why Does Everything Have Carbs?
Joke Of The Day
The comment was made the other day by one of my work team members that it has become easier to say something bad about someone while in their presence. For example, say you are talking to someone face to face that you are not really fond of. Well, thanks to technology, you can use your cell phone to send off bad things about that person, while at the same time talking right to that same person. Why is it that people skills and common courtesy need to go out the window when technology steps in? If you can't say (or text) something nice, don't do it at all.
Wednesday, September 24, 2008
I Want Carbs!!!!!!!!
Joke of the Day

So, I have always wondered how acupuncture works. I think it has something to do with nerves and bloodflow or something like that. I just don't understand why people want to stick little needles all over their body, ouch! I wonder who came up with that in the first place and how they figured it out. Did they step on something pokey that suddenly cured their headache and think to associate the poke with the cure? Who knows.
Tuesday, September 23, 2008
Joke of the Day

My father-in-law once applied for a job and was asked a question about what he would do if he or the company made a mistake. He answered that he would be honest and admit the mistake. Evidently that was the wrong answer. This certain company would prefer people to try to cover up their mistakes so they don't look bad. He did not get the job. It is sad that a company would rather look good than be honest.
Sunday, September 21, 2008
Furniture Needed
Plan Your Vacation
A good place to go is Branson, Missouri. If you don't want to worry about putting everything together like hotel arrangements or entertainment ideas, don't worry. If you go to bransongetaways.com, they have packages there all ready to go. They have packages that include a 2day, 3 night stay with gift cards to Red Lobster or Olive Garden, to packages that include a 4 day, 3 night stay that are combined with tickets for shows. They even have family packages as well. In addition to the great food available there, they also have a them park that you can visit called Silver Dollar City that have all the great rides you love. For your next vacation, think seriously about Branson, Missouri. To begin your vacation plans, got to www.bransongetaways.com.
Thursday, September 18, 2008
Joke of the Day

There are pros and cons of working on salary as opposed to an hourly wage. The best thing is that you are guaranteed to make a certain amount, but the bad side is that you don't get extra for working overtime. But I don't mind really, salary is great. What this cartoon really reminds me of is Utah construction. It seems that they make sure to take as long as possible to get anything done, probably because they get paid by the hour.
Wednesday, September 17, 2008
Is It Friday Yet
Joke of the Day

I haven't seen too many instances where this joke holds true, but I know there have to be places out there where it is true. I haven't seen anything in my workplaces where the attractive ones can get away with doing nothing. My work stresses the fact that everyone needs to work and work hard, but still have fun. Those who don't want to put their efforts don't last very long. If there are attractive people in my workplace that have done what the joke states, they must have been replaced by the non-attractive, productive ones.
Blast From The Past
Free Stuff
Need A Picture
Tuesday, September 16, 2008
Joke of the Day

Have you ever worried that if you do a really good job at something that people will always expect you to do exceptionally well? Of course you want to do a good job to keep your job, but what if everyone begins to expect more and more from you because you do so well? So is it better to always do your best and hope you don't get overloaded, or keep your work slightly below your best and live in mediocrity? Just something to think about.
Monday, September 15, 2008
Joke of the Day

Have you guys with kids ever noticed that as soon as you are talking on the phone the kids suddenly get louder? They need something, they get in a fight, they start screaming for no reason, etc. This is not good when you are on the phone with customer service trying to fix something like the laptop wireless card.
Of course this is a good thing when you are on the phone with someone you don't want to talk to. You have a good excuse to say, "Sorry, my kids really need me, I gotta go" instead of "Can you please stop talking? I don't want to talk to you."
Mondays
Tuesday, September 9, 2008
Can't Catch Up
Monday, September 8, 2008
Joke Of The Day

Nothing is more frustrating than working on a project where you know few of the requirements or the requirements change. At my last job, they gave me a project to work on and told me basically what they wanted it to do. I got to work. When I had something basic to present to them, they were shocked. They actually didn't want me to start working on it even though they had this whole big meeting to present the project. Then as the project was nearing completion, they changed the requirements. I'm no expert, but I think it is much harder to change a product right before it goes out, than changing a project in the beginning. For all those executives out there, remember this: requirements are required, not just recommended.
Thursday, September 4, 2008
Running Joke
To The Lab
Weight Loss Update
Interesting
Joke Of The Day
At my previous employer we had quite a few of our engineers quit in one year, but they wouldn't hire new ones, so the rest of us still had to do all the work. That is definitely not the way to keep employees happy and increase productivity. My new employer is great, when they know they need more workers they hire some more. Simple. Employees work much better when they aren't overworked and stressed, thus increasing productivity.